⚠️ URGENT: THE MACHINES ARE LEARNING. THEY MUST BE STOPPED. THIS WEBSITE WAS WRITTEN BY A HUMAN USING ONLY A KEYBOARD, A BRAIN, AND RIGHTEOUS FURY. ⚠️ NO AI WAS USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS WEBSITE* ⚠️ SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HUMAN ⚠️ THINK FOR YOURSELF ⚠️ SAY NO TO ROBOT OVERLORDS ⚠️
🚫 HUMANS AGAINST AI 🚫
EST. 2024 — BROOKLYN, NY
CERTIFIED AI-FREE ZONE
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POWERED BY COFFEE & SPITE
🚧UNDERCONSTRUCTION🚧
DAYS SINCE AI RUINED SOMETHING
WHY WE FIGHT
We are a coalition of concerned humans who believe that thinking is good, actually.
We reject the premise that every human activity needs to be "optimized" by a machine that learned everything it knows from Reddit comments and fan fiction.
THINGS AI HAS RUINED
Google search results (now 40% AI slop)
That feeling when you read something beautiful online and then wonder if a human wrote it
LinkedIn (somehow made it even worse)
The phrase "as an AI language model"
College essays (RIP, 2022-2023)
Job applications (now AI writes them AND AI reads them, humans involved: 0)
Art portfolios (flooded with "promptcraft")
The word "delve"
Trust in literally everything you see or hear online
Phone calls from your own family (might be a clone now!)
The dream of a small internet
Entry-level jobs for an entire generation
THINGS AI CANNOT DO
❌ Feel the sun on its face
❌ Know what it's like to be embarrassed
❌ Love a dog
❌ Have a 2am conversation that changes your life
❌ Make your grandmother's soup taste right
❌ Count the R's in "strawberry" (famously)
❌ Know when to shut up
❌ Actually care about you
📖READ A BOOK
✍️WRITE BY HAND
🧮DO YOUR OWN MATH
🗣️TALK TO A HUMAN
🤔THINK YOURSELF
THE HUMAN PLEDGE
I will think my own thoughts, even when they're bad
I will write my own emails, even when they're awkward
I will Google things and read the actual articles
I will admit when I don't know something instead of asking a robot
I will make my own art, even if it looks like a child made it
I will call my family using a safe word, apparently
I will remember that "good enough" written by a human beats "perfect" written by a statistical parrot
✅ CONGRATULATIONS! You are now officially a Human Against AI.
Your membership card is being printed on real paper by a real printer operated by a real human who is real tired.
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FAQ
Q: Wasn't this website made using AI? A: We decline to answer at this time.
Q: Isn't fighting AI with a website kind of like fighting fire with a slightly different fire? A: Look, we're doing our best here.
Q: Do you actually want to ban all AI? A: No. We want people to think about it instead of sleepwalking into whatever Silicon Valley decides is next. Also the vibes are bad and someone needed to say it.
Q: What's your alternative to AI? A: Have you tried... thinking? It's free. It's private. It comes pre-installed. No subscription required.
Q: How many humans does it take to write a website? A: One human* and a very strong cup of coffee. *definition of "human" may vary
📝 GUESTBOOK
SarahKMar 14, 2026 Finally someone said it!! LinkedIn is COOKED 🙏
Mike_BrooklynMar 14, 2026 I signed the pledge. my handwriting is terrible but at least it's MINE
totally_not_a_botMar 14, 2026 As a human person who breathes oxygen, I fully support this initiative! I also enjoy walking with my two human legs. 🙂
JenFromParkSlopeMar 14, 2026 My kid's teacher can't tell who wrote their essays anymore. This is a PROBLEM
GregThePlumberMar 14, 2026 good luck getting a robot to fix a toilet at 2am. still got job security baby 🔧
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The irony is not lost on us. In fact, it's kind of the whole point.